What I liked most about Hedonism II us the feeling of freedom that I have never experienced on any other vacation. A complete relaxation takes over the body and mind. There are absolutly no concerns inside the resort. There are no choosing outfits for different occasions, a swim suit is the attire of choice for any activity on the prude beach. Including sailing which I am waiting to do in this photo. The hairstyle for lunch is usually a pony tail or ball cap.

At dinner most women wear slut wear. That is just a term for your typical stripper outfits, but that is the slang for it in Hedo. Many women purchase these hot outfits on the internet. The sluttier the better. If you can walk in stripper heels than you are in the minority so you will stand out a bit more. This is the time to fix your hair and put on some make up. It still feels like it is all in the spirit of fun though with no pressure to be "the hottest", and you cannot possibly wear the wrong thing.

The Nude Hot Tub. Where only the especially brave or the horny dare to enter past 10 p.m.
Now, Supposedly one is not to engage in sexual activity in this hot tub or anywhere else. The guards do overlook it, though as long as there aren't complaints.

We arrived at Hedonism II around 3:00 p.m. We soon found our way naked and slipping into the soothing hot bubbles. We chit chatted with the few nice couples that were soaking with us. Shortly, a group of 3 couples walked in from the "cock n tail" party their travel group had organized.

Two of the women slid into the water to sit on the concrete seat while their husbands stood in the water in front of them. After a couple minutes my husband and I noticed some strange gyrating movements coming from one of the husbands lanky bodies. We quickly realized they were doing it in the hot tub. The guy used slow thrusts so as not to create many waves and splashes. How considerate. He either didn't finish (hopefully), or he didn't last long. The other couple lasted only a little longer. They then stood and sat and chatted in the hot tub as if nothing had occured.
Our first XXX show.

This is another view of the nude beach area. Note the yellow floatie in the right hand side of the photo. Some people like to bring a deflated floatie from home since the foam floaties Hedo provides are not that great. The dive shack will inflate the floatie for you if you ask nicely. Be sure to purchase a floatie with a cup holder to hold your Dirty Bananas and your Purple Rains. Also, write your name and trip dates on the floatie and it will be reserved for you during your stay. When your departure date has passed, others will know it is free for whomever to float on.

The most energy you will spend all day is paddeling your floatie out to that rope you see in the photo, and holding on so that the boats' wake won't drift you away from your friends. Water shoes are good to have since there are many sea urchines among the seaweed. During my stay here a guy did step on a sea urchine. He went to the first aid building to have the little needle things removed from his foot. After leaving the nurse's station he stopped off at the beach bar for a booze refill, and walked right back through the seaweed! Yuck. If I didn't have my water shoes on, and usually I didn't, I just climbed on my floatie on the shore and paddled my way out to sea.

~This is me in one of the prude pools. I was on the prude
side and wearing clothes this morning only long enough
to take photos. ~

It was HOT in the Jamaican airport! There was no air conditioning. Just fans. Fans to blow around hot, sweaty air. The lines of people in customs wound around like a coiled python. There was a Jamaican lady in a blue polyester skirt suit keeping the lines in order and moving.

Hedo, so close yet so far away.

Finally, we made it through, and to the transportation desk to announce our arrival and readiness to board a bus to the resort. We approached the counter from behind which

another Jamaican lady asked, "what resort?". We kind of whispered, "hedonismII". There were other tourists coming in with luggage announcing, "Breezes." or "Grand lido" all proudly. We felt like naughty school kids for going to Hedonism.

I shyly looked around the room and saw a young woman with silky dark hair sitting alone. She smiled knowingly at me. I knew she was a friendly Hedonite as well. I felt better. Sure enough, When the bus driver entered, loaded our luggage onto the dolly, and announced "HEDOII! HEDOII?" She rose to follow him along with shane (my husband) and I. My first Hedo aquaintance and I would soon dance in only thongs and heels at the disco together. That's a story to come.


This is the beautiful nude beach. This was taken early
morning before there were other nudies on the beach.
This tip of the shore is a favorite spot for newlyweds to
have wedding pictures taken. Yes, people get married
at HedonismII.

Hedonism II

The Hubby and I have just returned from the first of many trips to this infamous resort. In my little blog I plan to share juicy tidbits, and sordid tales about this incredible vacation spot.

I'll throw in some advice and insights on how to best party Hedo Style. I may have limited wisdom and experience, but one only needs to spend an hour in Hedo to have a story to share!

As soon as I unpack, and sober up I will tell the first tale!