Tales From Hedonism

The adventures of myself and suspecting victims inside and outside of Hedo. When I can't think of a good story to tell about HedonismII (or was too intoxicated to recall enough pertinent details of the story I would like to tell), I'll write about my daily life including swinging experiences, swing clubs (the good and the really bad), swingers, men, women, sex, gay sex...well not that so much, my employment as a stripper, my stripper friend's exploits, and other misadventures.

Friday, January 12, 2007


Wow, so much drama going on at work.

Dee and Autumn, two dancers, had some sort of relationship going for a while. They called it quits months ago, but tried to remain friends. Even though Dee has seen other guys (but no other girls) since the breakup, she has a FIT if Autumn even TALKS to someone else. Dee is such a huge drama queen and has a big mouth. She yells at Autumn every day at work , and starts stupid arguments with her in front of customers. Autumn is too laid back and passive so the arguing is pretty much one sided. Finally management has had enough and has suspended Dee. It has been so peaceful without her that the manager is considering a permanent suspension.

Meanwhile, another dancer, Leiah, is engaged and has a baby with her fiance. Leiah starts screwing around with a guy that comes into the club to visit the male employees. This is wrong on so many levels. She started a big feud with another dancer, Suzi, all because Suzi sat and talked to the guy one day at the club! How was Suzi supposed to know that this dude was reserved for Leiah who is supposed to be engaged to someone else? Besides that, Suzi had NO intention of flirting or dating or anything else with this stupid loser guy. She was simply being nice to a guy that comes into the club. So leiah started talking about Suzi to the customers and starting horrible rumors. Finally Suzi had enough and confronted Leiah. Leiah apologized and said that it had gotten out of hand. She didn't stop her love affair with the loser guy though. Then came the employee Christmas party. Both Leiah's Fiance and the loser guy showed up. How dumb does Leiah have to be???????? We all knew this would happen. So someone told her fiance everything and Leiah had to quit her job at the club. Good riddance. She went to work at another club, but has since tried to get her old job back. Management said NO. So, Leiah is still running her mouth to anyone who will listen about all the girls at the club. Guess who her only friend from the club is...You guessed it! Dee.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Main Dining Area

Be careful what you eat on the midnight buffet! Beware of any meat that resembles beef stew meat, but not quite. Jamaica has many many goats. There are goats staked to the roadsides as you ride along in the bus. They are lawn mowers, pets, trash collectors, and FOOD.


Also beware of the hot pink, juicy hot dogs often served on the midnight buffet.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007


It is much more fun-if you are a swinger-to plan your trip to Hedo with a group. You can find groups easily by searching the net. Not only will your trip most likely have a group discount, but you can also be garanteed to be surrounded by like minded people.


If you aren't staying for at least a week then you may want to plan your trip so that you will be there on the biggest party nights. There is a schedule they stick to that includes a pajama party night, and a toga party night. Don't let the
word pajama fool you! My outfit was a peek-a-boo black and red bra with tiny black and red g-string. To dinner I wore a MICRO mini black flounce skirt. It was removed in the Disco. People wear anything from silk boxers and chemises to full leather gear! It is a fun, sexy way to express yourself!

On Toga night, I wore a little toga mini dress that I purchased on the internet. Try your best to find an original style because there are not many out there it seems! Guys usually tie up sheets around their goodies. Many women had cut up sheets to make sexy 2 piece togas.

It is all out fun in the Disco after dinner! There is a stripper pole to show off your moves. Be careful it rotates when you swing on it at all! I had a blast showing off, climbing to the cieling on the pole and doin' some moves. There was no other pros there this trip so the crowd really enjoyed the show.
The photo above is the glassed in section of the diso. If you look closely, you can see the stripper pole inside.

Immediatly after checking in to the place, hubby & I decided to explore the place. We followed sweet garden paths through beautiful foliage and found a secluded hammock. Further back into the property we came upon a group of folks enjoying their private meet and greet party. Called the Cock n' tail party. (get it cocktail party...cock and some tail) anyway all the lovely people were dressed in hot lingerie or skimpy outfits, sipping drinks under a canopy.

We will be going with this group next time.

The pool and hot tub is THE place to meet peeps! Craaazy stuff happens when the sun sets. Many a B.J. was witnessed on our trip-mostly between husband/wife.

The bar at the pool is a swim up bar on one side. If you are in the hot tub, one must get out to get your own drinks. It is Hedo courtesy to take drink orders when you are taking a trip to the bar! I highly recommend the dirty banana and the hummingbird! Stay away from tequilla sunrise here-but the Piano Bar makes excellent tequilla sunrises! Also, rum punch is nasty! Unless, of course, you are already drunk, and no longer actually tasting the drinks. ha ha